Sunday October 20th?

So the state of play on this date -
1) The house is still mine
2) France Telecom/Orange still continues to send emails and probably bills - I daren't  look
3)The buyers are yet to sign*
4) I haven't received the insurance money*
5) I am still paying for a) Water b) rubbish collection c) electricity in France*
6) I am paying here for a) Council Tax b) Gas and Electricity
7) Must check water
Yesterday I received a bill from the plumber in France. They said that they had fixed the leak.

So much to unpack.